Anyone who has ever cooked (or even been in!) my kitchen has said something along the lines of "If I ever win the lottery, I am redoing your kitchen!"
The kitchen does have some flaws.
There are the functionality flaws:
*It is very small--think "Galley Kitchen"
*No dishwasher.
*A 1950's era single sink.
*Cracks in the lathe and plaster on the back wall (the wall that faces the prevailing winter winds) means that during all the long winter months, every time you open a drawer or cupboard, you get a breeze stiff enough to blow your hair around--no joke.
Then there are the design/aesthetic flaws:
*Rusty metal 1950's era metal cupboards and counters (I like the functionality of them--I am just not a fan of the rust--and honestly the long cupboard that spent decades in the basement does look like it has a fairly advanced case of leprosy.)
*The Vent Hood From Hades (seriously--so ugly, it doesn't work, it collects greasy dirt the way Lady Gaga collects crazy, it sticks WAY out and it is at the perfect height to bash all of our heads against it).
*Horrible gray asphalt tile floor with big (dirt holding) spaces between the tiles.
*Horrible floor was redecorated by SmallDaughter.
*Decorating by the crazy woman who lived here before us--did I mention the algae colored paint that clashes with the '80's green and cream plaid wallpaper?
Well--the good news is--you don't have to win the lottery for me to get a new kitchen!!
We are working on it RIGHT NOW!
My awesome hubby surprised me with it, and my dad is doing the supervising (and the lions share of the work). We went shopping last week and have TONS of supplies ALL OVER EVERYWHERE. Everything that was in all of the kitchen cupboards had to be emptied into boxes so those cupboards can be removed. And the cupboards that have quietly resided in the dining room and office (quietly filling UP), had to be emptied into boxes so they can be installed. And then... all of those boxes had to be put somewhere. Well, truly--they got put everywhere.
This project happened WAY SOONER than I thought it would, and I was not the calm and organized creature that I
NOTE: We are currently experiencing technical difficulties getting the @#$%^&! pictures off of the !@#$%^&*!!! camera. Pictures coming soon.
We hope.
Truly, I loved the blue a-la-smalldaughter. You should read "These Is My Words" and the two sequels if you haven't, you'd love her, and her daughter got into the blueing....anyway, CONGRATULATIONS on the NEW KITCHEN!!!!! How wonderful that is going to be when it is done! I so wish I could be there to help you laugh at the chaos, ooh and ah over the progress, and anticipate the glory of "ALL DONE!"
ReplyDeleteOh! I can't tell you how excited for you I am! Probably almost as exicted as you are ! That is so incredibly awesome!
ReplyDeleteI love you Marie, and miss you dreadfully. I am thrilled that you are getting a new kitchen. Is the stiff breeze going to be taken care of as well? By the by the description of the Vent Hood is honestly one of the most enjoyable and memorable similes I have heard in a long long while. Bless your poetic soul.
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